Decadent, are they not?
Montana the Koala Bear helped me find these glowing gems outside the Thrift Shop. He says, “They’re perfect for all occasions and they’ll last forever.” He also warns us that they are not to be eaten and are definitely hazardous to small children, pets, or humans who are fooled by their likeness to real grapes. According to Montana, this happens quite frequently. Why just the other day, a woman, a small child and a small dog, all tried to eat one of the plastic grapes at the same time. Fortunately for them, Montana is trained in first aid.
I know they look real, but they’re not real.
Nate said on April 5th, 2007 at 8:14 pm
What an eye that bear has. It’s also a good thing he knows CPR!
Lisa Belovely said on April 6th, 2007 at 12:01 am
Sharp Eyes. A keen sense of hearing. And Level 3 skills in P-FIR (Plastic Fruit Ingestion Ressusitation).
Montana is currently taking Level 4 of P-FIR every Sunday night.
“You can never be too prepared for a P-FIR emergency,” says Montana.
Darrell Klein said on April 10th, 2007 at 8:29 pm
They certainly do appear to be real. It looks as though they have slight imperfections on them. This is an astounding level of detail.
Lisa Belovely said on April 12th, 2007 at 3:12 pm
Thanks.