Basically, I became so busy and important I had to hire a personal assistant to do all the menial tasks around my office/bed, i.e.,

  • getting me my morning tea & biscuits,
  • fetching me Firewire & USB cables,
  • finding new sweet OSX aps to fill my dock,
  • doing like ftp stuff,
  • pirating DVDs,
  • fetching me my afternoon tea & biscuits,
  • monetizing my blog,
  • fetching me chocolates & or cupcakes,
  • coding stuff with brackets,
  • making me dinner.

So far my new PA is not working out as well as I had hoped.


6 Responses to “Mostly Lisa’s Personal Assistant”

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    Entropy said on September 20th, 2007 at 8:38 am

    I m signing up for your P.A. !!!!!!!!!!

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    Lisa Bettany said on September 20th, 2007 at 12:45 pm

    @entropy — you can’t have my robot, he’s mine!

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    mcclaud said on September 20th, 2007 at 10:23 pm

    I have a PA.

    However, the Nintendo DS is even more lazy than your errortastic robot.

    DARN YOU DS! GET ME A DANISH!

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    mcpaige said on September 20th, 2007 at 11:22 pm

    I seriously think I need a personal assistant, would I be way lazy if I were to hire one? Or would that be considered a smart move to better utilize time and resources?

    At any rate, I hope they are better than your assistant.

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    kastor417 said on September 21st, 2007 at 6:49 pm

    Blaster should kick is ass…..wait he is not real either damn

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