A few weeks ago, I was a nobody. I know it’s hard to believe, but I was basically rabbit kibble. Do rabbits eat kibble? Chomp?
But then G4’s Attack of the Show ranked me as the 5th hottest woman of the web and my life went from bunny kibble to like, a really expensive cheese… that’s been aging for years and packaged in fancy paper and served on a silver plate from a store that sells uber fancy plates. Don’t forget the Crystal.
For more videos as cool as this one check out: Mostly Lisa’s Presents a Model Moment.
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David said on April 6th, 2008 at 4:44 am
LOL
Pasquale said on April 6th, 2008 at 6:19 am
hahaha chomp
Big Mike said on April 6th, 2008 at 7:13 am
HAHAHAHAHA! “Where’s my sword?” That was hilarious. I can see your fame is making you an even greater monologist…is that a word?
For the record, you DO have more real Twitter friends than I do, so delight in that.
Christina Warren said on April 6th, 2008 at 8:59 am
My boyfriend and I are sitting here with tears of laughter streaming down our faces. *bows to Lisa’s awesomeness*
Dude, you are so awesome!! Love you!
Christina Warren said on April 6th, 2008 at 9:00 am
P.S. I can pimp you on Twitter if you want more followers. Not that you need them - you are the Prom Queen.
CTodd said on April 6th, 2008 at 9:02 am
What kind of really expensive cheese? Roquefort or Gouda? Or are you talking about the really really expensive fancy stuff that comes in a can?
CTodd said on April 6th, 2008 at 9:03 am
And I’m still a cupcake.
Oh. Wait. get it. That’s your pet name for me, isn’t it? “Cupcake.”
michael wilson said on April 6th, 2008 at 9:22 am
A pen is mightier than the sword. Not sure if thats true if you have a matching hat.
Hold a pen for five mins and see if you feel any better.
If not try holding a pen in one hand and the sword in the other.See which one gives more off more socialnetworkerkarma (really word….honest).
It’s not easy being green lisa. Ask kermit.
CTodd said on April 6th, 2008 at 9:36 am
Michael is a cupcake too!?
{sigh} I thought I was special…
michael wilson said on April 6th, 2008 at 10:11 am
cupcakes do give good advice because it where I got all mine from.
Lisa, a dr who chocolate chip tardis has just informed me on some great news. If you juggle five green pens that will give you 15-20% more socialnetworkerkarma (still a real word) for a least 6-8 weeks.
You don’t need a sword….. stay green.
Mitchell said on April 6th, 2008 at 10:25 am
I is a devoted fan. Fo’ sho’.
Mark J said on April 6th, 2008 at 10:30 am
Hahahahahaha… I’m sure you do have more friends than me! So what’re YOU doing?
Sean said on April 6th, 2008 at 11:25 am
Lisa, you’re priceless and way above eating rabbit kibble for sure.
By the way, you should raise your price to touch your horns. $5.00 is way too cheap
and you need lots of money to buy that delicious cheese.
Peter said on April 6th, 2008 at 12:17 pm
“I’m hot”
Nik said on April 6th, 2008 at 12:25 pm
Utterly frickin’ hilarious!
Brilliantly done Lisa!
Graham said on April 6th, 2008 at 12:25 pm
*snortgiggle*
Mauricio said on April 6th, 2008 at 12:45 pm
LOL
Chris Magnusson said on April 6th, 2008 at 2:05 pm
Cheese? CHEESE? Why be cheese when you can be Marmite?
Chris Magnusson said on April 6th, 2008 at 2:06 pm
That final ? should be a !. I know it’s not grammatically correct, but that’s how I wanted it to come out.
Nate said on April 6th, 2008 at 4:31 pm
Sweet vid Lisa! Your G4 stardom will always be synonymous with the table humping event unfortunately. lol
dale boyce said on April 6th, 2008 at 6:15 pm
good stuff lisa. Always finding something in aday.
trent said on April 6th, 2008 at 6:31 pm
I was there way back when. Before G4 called you the fifth hottest woman on the web. I mean, I was there for the original horny hat post, which was at least a month ago. Which in blog months must be at least seven months.
I didn’t comment, but I was here. Lurking. But not creepy lurking, like a stalker. More like the type of lurking I did outside the window of that cute girl I knew in grade 11 that I was totally in love with, but was too shy to say hi to, trying to catch a glimpse of her through the curtains…
But you’ve changed. Fame has gone to your head. You used to be just vain, but now it’s different. It’s like you don’t remember the little people. Those of us who you’ve never met, and have never commented on your blog before. Why don’t you remember me?
…
Um.
Is it too late to touch your horns? Please? I’ve got $5…
Nuno Neves said on April 7th, 2008 at 5:07 am
What the hell is this Lisa?
hihi
Will said on April 7th, 2008 at 7:22 am
My favorite bit has to be “I’m going to have to borrow Al Gore’s mechanical ladder” followed by a stumbling explanation of why. With acting chops like that I don’t know how BSG was able to pass you up. (The new season rocks by the way.)
Mostly Lisa said on April 7th, 2008 at 3:21 pm
look if i wasn’t so famous, i might have time to reply to all of your comments. but, you know the demands of being a superstar keep me pretty busy.
i think i hear my phone ringing…
nope, just the microwave. one of these days…
“hey Mostly Lisa! i have some money for you and a new Macbook Air!”
wow! a MB air!!! and money?!?!?
“yeah so much money. you can buy whatever you want!”
really? an iPhone???
“oh no. not that. you’re in Canada right?”
yeah. i could inch a few km towards the border. i mean, according to my latitude i could be in the US. oh wait. i think i see a polar bear and a beaver playing hockey… guess, i’m still in Canada. hello?
*hung up*
Mark J said on April 7th, 2008 at 3:43 pm
Lisa… I have come back to watch this at least 6 times (probably more) and I laugh just as hard each time! You are so incredibly sweet and sexy and silly and smart… I’ll come up with a few more s-things later, but they’ll all be good! I hope that all your wishes come true, and I know we’ll be seeing a lot more of you in the future. Thanks for making me laugh!
Mark J.
p.s. I’m really so glad that you’re mother finally called you.
Duane Storey said on April 7th, 2008 at 4:34 pm
That was great!
Maren Larsen said on April 7th, 2008 at 8:49 pm
Hey - I was a MostlyLisa reader before being a MostlyLisa reader was cool!
And, of course, I’m sure G4 got FULL copyright permission from you in writing before stealing your photos for use in their show during their soft-core pr0n section where they try to make everyone on the list look like a brain dead model with tape underneath their bikini tops.
Or maybe they didn’t…
Keep on rockin’, Oh Great Chixor Of The North!!
Maren
Mike Styles said on April 7th, 2008 at 9:32 pm
Haha… you are too funny sometimes… def in a cute way though
If you weren’t so busy I might ask you to do an interview for my magazine… but I won’t even try as busy you are, probably be buried in the crowd
Great as always!
Dunstan said on April 16th, 2008 at 9:42 am
Excellent!! LOL, I will be back often.
Sandra said on June 23rd, 2008 at 10:18 am
Hahaha, my laughter tears are streaming! Loved the idea of Al Gore lending you the mechanical ladder! ;D